I’m kindaof a Countrygirl cuz…

Ya know, sometimes you have to have a good laugh, to get through some of life’s challenges. Who would have thought of this. I should have!!!  Exterminators, dead rodents… half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into  the hollow of the curtain rods. Oh how funny….

She spent the first  day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she  had the movers come and collect her  things.

On the third day, she  sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some  soft background music, and feasted on a pound of  shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.

When she had finished,  she went into each and every room and deposited a  few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into  the hollow of the curtain rods.

She then cleaned up  the kitchen and left… When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the  first few days.
Then slowly, the house began to  smell.

They tried  everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place  out.

Vents were checked for  dead rodents and carpets were steam  cleaned.

Air fresheners were  hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to  move out for a few days and in the end they even  paid to replace the expensive wool  carpeting.
Nothing  worked!!!

People stopped coming  over to visit..
Repairmen refused to work  in the house.
The maid  quit.

Finally, they could  not take the stench any longer and decided to move.
A month later, even though they had cut  their price in half, they could not find a buyer  for their stinky house.

Word got out and  eventually even the local realtors refused to  return their calls.

Finally, they had to  borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the  man and asked how things were  going.

He told her the saga  of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and  would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement  in exchange for getting the house

Knowing his ex-wife  had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10 th of what the house had  been worth, but only if she were to sign the  papers that very day.

She agreed and within  the hour his lawyers delivered the  paperwork.

A week later the man  and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to  their new home……..

And to spite the  ex-wife, they even took the curtain  rods.

I LOVE  A HAPPY ENDING, DON’T  YOU?